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uncle maddie bought herself a nice little present.

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#i'm like that one weird uncle every family has #makes sense

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Don't Worry Baby The Beach Boys

elizabitchtaylor:

Don’t Worry Baby | The Beach Boys

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That's Not Me The Beach Boys

tcmcdavekeller:

The Beach Boys perform “That’s Not Me.”

I soon found out that my lonely life wasn’t so pretty.

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“It took me a long time to realize that my partners were having sex with me in part because of the way my body looks, not in spite of the way my body looks. It sounds simple, I know, but when you spend your whole life being told that fat bodies are not sexy, it takes some time to realize that sexiness isn’t that simple. This understanding is not something that happens overnight for most of us. Hell, it can take years. But, the sooner you learn (yes, learn) to feel sexy just the way you are, the sooner you’ll be able to enjoy your sexuality more fully.

Really, this goes for men and women of all sizes, not just fat women. You owe it to yourself and your partner to trust that he or she really desires you and to do the best you can to keep that in mind when you find you have a hard time letting go and really being seen during sex.” —Fat Sex: What Everyone Wants to Know but is Afraid to Ask (via snoterella)

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you're so small! how much do you weigh?

I weigh somewhere between 110 and 115 last time I checked.

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such a body positive day today.

I ruv my hips.
Oh, you pretty things.

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#that was me talking to my hips #in case you couldnt follow that #love yr body

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nitemarehippygirl88:

no1 ever sends me messages unless its to tell me im dumb

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Come on Eileen Dexys Midnight Runners

annie-banks:

oh hot damn, this was totally my jam | come on eileen→ dexy’s midnight runners

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I fucking love to do the whistle thing towards the end even though I destroy the microphone everytime.

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#beatles attempt #covers

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white!

This boy in eighth grade.
It was my first kiss but it wasn’t his so I was really nervous even though it isn’t that hard to just kinda put your mouths together.

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please?

Yellow: When you get older, where would you want to live?
Orange: Where do you want to be right now?
Lilac: What is your dream vacation?
Beige: What is your favorite dream?
White: Who was your first kiss?
Purple: Who was your last kiss?
Tangerine: Give a description of who you like.
Gray: Share a relationship story.
Green: Share a family story.
Gold: Share a story that makes you smile.
Black: Share something you did embarrassingly.
Blue: Are you still friends with the people you met in elementary school?
Magenta: What is something you barely tell anyone?
Red: What are your hobbies?
Violet: What college do you plan to attend?
Brown: Would you rather have a relationship or friend with benefit? Explain.
Peach: Who is your favorite teacher so far?
Pink: What is the meaning behind your url?

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It's Gonna Be Me 'N Sync

americanfrontier:

00sjams:

I’ve been waiting for this day. You guys know what tomorrow’s gonna be. That’s right, it’s gonna be May.

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“I have a healthy range of fetishes, one of which is so unusual that I’ve never met anyone in ‘real life’ who shares it. Growing up with that sort of ‘dirty secret’ can be a lonely experience; but finding a whole sub-community of dedicated porn-makers who not only shared my kink, but actively celebrated it and acted out the same fantasies, helped me to realize I wasn’t some twisted freak. At least not for that reason. If porn can help kids realize that their urges are natural and healthy, that’s not a bad thing in my book.

The diversity of adult entertainment is so great that just talking about ‘porn’ as if it’s one big pink throbbing homogeneous mass is profoundly ignorant, whether its the subject of a campaign or a research question. For example, a paper by Michael Flood suggests “exposure to pornography helps to sustain young people’s adherence to sexist and unhealthy notions of sex and relationships,” but would we see the same impact from Maggie Mayhem’s feminist porn that we would from Playboy?

Lumping the two together is like trying to ask, “do video games make people violent,” without bothering to differentiate between the Grand Theft Auto series and Pacman. It undermines research, but more seriously it can lead people to tackle the wrong problem. It could well be true, for example, that the majority of porn reinforces misogynistic attitudes, and that this could damage young children as a result; but if that’s the case then the problem is misogyny, not pornography, and it needs to be tackled wherever it appears, not just in the adult entertainment industry.” —Porn panic! | Martin Robbins | The Lay Scientist | Science | guardian.co.uk (via wewantrevolutiongirlstylenow)

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teengarb replied to your photo: this lipstain wears off too dagum fast.